"I’ll fight for you, but I will not compete for you. There’s a difference."
"The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts."
i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging. like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first